Sheen winning after being fired

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How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

Following the “Two and a Half Men” star’s manic rambling and insults directed towards CBS executives and producers, the CBS legal dream-team released an 11-page letter terminating Sheen’s contract.

But his estimated $43 million a year loss is not getting in the way of his rise to the top.

Many have speculated that Sheen has become too great a risk to ever work in show business again. But speculators fail to recognize that Sheen has Adonis DNA. They can’t process Sheen’s genius, man.

Following the rants against “Two and a Half Men” creator, Chuck Lorre and CBS Corp. Chief Executive Leslie Moonves, Sheen dominated the media.

In just 25 hours Sheen managed to gain over 1 million Twitter followers, leading Guinness World Records to establish a new category and crown him the champion. He started his own online talk show titled “Sheen’s Korner,” with well over 1 million views in just one day.

Sheen and his camp are working on marketing his memorable utterances like “Tiger Blood,” “Adonis DNA,” and “Winning” on T-shirts, hats and mugs.

He has even been in talks for a show with HDNet and a live on-stage show with Live Nation Entertainment.

It seems like Sheen’s explosive behavior will land him in a better position than “Two and a Half Men” ever could.

This is show-biz history in the making. When Sheen says he has “tiger blood dripping from his fangs,” he means business.

Comedian Norm McDonald said it best on his Twitter feed Monday, “I pray that someone can help Charlie Sheen before he becomes even more successful, richer and happier.” Winning, anyone?

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